Hey There Miss Lisa,
Christmas is coming and the dating sites are dead, no new girls to ask out, it's boring. I have time off this week, are you free?
signed,
Bored Brad
Dear Brad,
Nice try. I'll clue you in on a little secret women wish more men knew - no woman wants to be a guy's second choice. Therefore, I politely decline your invitation. Even if it's true, never admit this fact to anyone because it only makes that other person feel bad. How would you feel if the shoe was on the other foot?
I would suggest, however, that you go do something helpful for someone else to keep your mind off of how lonely the holidays can be, such as...
- Call a family member and offer to help them wrap Christmas gifts, finish decorating the tree or running errands for them
- Knock on a neighbor's door and ask if they need any help with anything around the house doing something they can't do by themselves like replace ceiling light bulbs, that kind of thing
- If you've never sent Christmas cards, set aside some time to write a different memory down for each recipient. Believe me, they will love it!
- Focus on other people, it works every time!
Christmas is coming and the dating sites are dead, no new girls to ask out, it's boring. I have time off this week, are you free?
signed,
Bored Brad
Dear Brad,
Nice try. I'll clue you in on a little secret women wish more men knew - no woman wants to be a guy's second choice. Therefore, I politely decline your invitation. Even if it's true, never admit this fact to anyone because it only makes that other person feel bad. How would you feel if the shoe was on the other foot?
I would suggest, however, that you go do something helpful for someone else to keep your mind off of how lonely the holidays can be, such as...
- Call a family member and offer to help them wrap Christmas gifts, finish decorating the tree or running errands for them
- Knock on a neighbor's door and ask if they need any help with anything around the house doing something they can't do by themselves like replace ceiling light bulbs, that kind of thing
- If you've never sent Christmas cards, set aside some time to write a different memory down for each recipient. Believe me, they will love it!
- Focus on other people, it works every time!
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